I just had to share these hilarious pics and I have taken it upon myself to give a summary.
so this is mostly for men, but women can also contribute or for the most part agree with me.
Men, You can thank me later. Women maybe a
little complicated. Yes, a little. We know what we want and no, it is not the
wide world.
I am more than willing to help you men in
cracking the nut on what we want. I know, I am such a darling. It is very
simple. This is vital, we like being ogled at and we even like it more if you
can’t have us. Okay, at times. A little struggle to nail us just makes us feel
worthy.
If you claim to like us, you have to show
interest and pay attention. We like attention and respect: but the degree varies. For some,
you have to keep checking on them. For others, once in a while is just fine. Respect though, has to be at an all time high.
Women don’t mind a little treat. A picnic
here, some shopping there, a quite dinner sometimes.(you can still have your
night out with the boys)..pssst! Between me and you, I am well versed on video games.
Some games. Okay, that was not so relevant.
If men complain, it’s called whining and it’s annoying. If women complain
so much, its um…er… its allowed. Okay, sorry, even I know that’s a lie. But men
kindly don’t keep whining about every little thing. Be it how boring your job
is, some of us have interesting jobs (my boss should read this). Oh and your
mum too, we don’t want to always bump into her while at your place. If you are
still living with your mama and you are as old as Jesus was when starting his
ministry, that’s a discussion for another day.
If you appreciate my new hair-do, you are
sweet, if you can correct me in private, the better. you are best if you can
skillfully steal kisses from me. I am not the hottest thing that ever walked
planet earth; but ogling at other women especially in my presence is akin to
spitting in my tea; if we are exclusive.
Women need to tie something to their
heads to maintain our hairdos. Okay, okay we will look for a bearable headgear.
We appreciate a clean-shaven man. Hairs can be cruel you know.
Women like hues and shopping too. Not
necessarily from high end stores, but some have to get theirs from there. Why
do we need twenty pairs of shoes? I just explained we appreciate hues and
variety too. Don’t say you don’t like it when we are glamoured up.
and just like men, women too want great sex.( i was prompted by women to write that)
Like someone said ,a man who is
respectful, funny, confident, faithful,
has a hobby besides bar hopping,
can keep his pants zipped up and does not have babies all over town,
makes a perfect male specimen.
I speak for women of my specimen, additions
are allowed. Like I said, it is really simple. Now ladies and gentlemen, feel
free to generously tip me.
#Notjustsaying.
let me know what y'all think
love Carol.
