hey y'all
I hate handshakes. i hate them so much sometimes i occupy my hands with stuff to avoid shaking people's hands. i once sucked on my finger to avoid shaking some guy's hands.
I know people who love to shake hands with others.
I hate it because i have been in contact with the rough, dry, moist (the worst), bone cracking palms.
If you walk into a room full of people, its okay to just say hi and not to necessarily shake the whole 20 hands.
Its a sign of respect, i know but when i have to shake a moist hand, i feel the respect has come at a moisty cost.
i cant imagine people picking their noses, wiping their sweat, going to the loo and not washing and then craving and insisting to shake my hand. i don't have the best of palms and i like to keep them to myself unless totally necessary.
some will even want to shake your hand while you are enjoying your meal. ooooph! i hate it..i will never hold it against anyone if they don't shake my hand. i am more than okay with it.
love, carol

hae, my name is kim and am a handshaker.....(waits for response)....see a handshake comes naturally for me. chances are i shake hands as often as i blink in a day but eventually, i do wash my hands. problem solved. besides, the same hands tht pick noses n remain unwashed aftr a visit to the loo are used to open doors, which we also open n hand things to us. wheres the fun in being too careful?
ReplyDeleteThe day you shake someone's hands and 30 minutes later u are bankrupt, you will find fun in it.Have you come across moist sticky hands? i doubt you have, then you would know why i dont like em handshakes
ReplyDeletei only shake hands wth.those i know or people in the company of those know. thats where i tow the line. just because you have a bad sandwhich doesnt mean you stop having them
ReplyDeleteor those to whom you presume are with the people you know, which is not always the case
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